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The Long Road Home

In the journey of life, there are many different paths. Obstacles are abundant. Surfaces are myriad. Some people have specific destinations. Some just enjoy the ride. Love being out and about. Still others are afraid to take any road and decide to lay dormant. For those of us who choose to sail the rough waters, Us individuals, who search for something new, We many soles that forge through the woods, There inevitably will always be a yearning to come back to … [Read More...]

the KMFP


Who Gives a Shit?

Who does?  Well – lucky (or unlucky) for you – I do. And not only do I give a shit… but I KNOW my shit.  I know it like my ABC’s, basic math or the back of my jerk-hand. Yes, I’ve written on everything from serious subjects like homosexuality and anxiety, to crazy shit like that incredibly poorly-produced moon landing.  But today I will take it to a whole new low. As usual, I’m an open book and willingly tell you the truth.  And the plain truth is that … [Read More...]

The Life of Brian



The other day, I attended my son’s sixth grade band concert.  There are few things in this world that compare with this experience.   Basically, it’s an entire orchestra of eleven-year-olds who have … [Read More...]

“Mommy Moments”


The Mommy and Me

I have a confession: I love being a Mom. But that’s not all. I love being a wife, a singer, a volunteer, a friend, a family member, and a hobbyist. Too many times those viral posts about how … [Read More...]

“Flammable” Content


“Conversations With Mother” – Frankz ‘n’ Beanz

Conversations w/Mother – Is That A Hot Dog In Your Pocket Or Are You Just Happy To See Me? Mom: (talking to Frankz n Beanz who are both laying at her feet the whole time she's at my house) Why … [Read More...]

Barbara Anne


42 – R E S P E C T

Conflicted So today, as I sit and write, I am conflicted.  There are just so many thoughts in my head. I started writing, stalled a little, then I thought, it is tax day – nope, that does not … [Read More...]



Dolled Up

Having siblings is a tough life, but being the youngest makes a horrific childhood. My older brother and sister loved to make me terrified of everything. My brother would find the scariest movies on … [Read More...]

Be My Guest


KNOW Your Cleaner

As hard as it is to come to terms with, I realize that my talent alone cannot carry this site, though I’ll never quite understand that… Aside from what I feel already is a first-rate staff, I’d … [Read More...]

Top Five


Top Five Whereabouts of the Missing Malaysian Jet

Top Five Whereabouts of the Missing Malaysian Jet 5.) Al Capone’s vault… waiting for Geraldo 4.) At the bottom of Loch Ness with Eddie (minus The Cruisers), Bigfoot, Elvis (he’s ALIVE!), Jesus … [Read More...]

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