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the KMFP

GITC

My Grass is Tall

  Written by – KMFP  (Profile/Bio: http://www.thekmfp.com/team/the-kmfp/) When I first started dating my wife, I vividly remember my now Father In-law continuously bitching about the length of his neighbors’ grass, and – therefore – the extent of the “White Trash Scale” that this somehow placed them on in his eyes. Don’t get me wrong, he’s a great man; and a very proud man when it comes to things like his lawn, his garage and his vehicles – and there is nothing wrong with this. But where his strength most certainly lies in those areas of pride… it was lacking in areas of “big … [Read More...]

Barbara Anne

BCC

Good Coach Bad Coach

  Written by – Barbara Anne  (PROFILE/BIO: http://www.thekmfp.com/team/barbara-anne/) I want to tell you a story. You hear a lot of “good cop bad cop” stories – well this is more like “good coach bad coach”. One of my kids came home at the end of first grade and shocked me by handing over a flyer for wrestling … [Read More...]

Be My Guest

BMGC

Is It Just Me??

As hard as it is to come to terms with, I realize that my talent alone cannot carry this site, though I’ll never quite understand that… Aside from what I feel is already a first-rate staff, I’d … [Read More...]

Mikey-B

RWC

Right to Work… for Less

  Written by – Mikey-B  (Profile/Bio: http://www.thekmfp.com/team/mikey-b/) Here in good ole Missou-rah, a debate has been hitting the chambers of the state congress – the fight over “Right … [Read More...]

“Mommy Moments”

FMC

Family Math

  Written by – Miss Meza  (Miss Meza Profile/Bio: http://www.thekmfp.com/team/miss-meza/) What do you get when you add 5+1+800? A hell of a road trip, that’s what. 5 people, 1 car, 800 … [Read More...]

Awkward…

CC

Crime

  Written by – Jennifer Harbaugh  (ARCHIVES: http://www.thekmfp.com/awkward/) I recently found out that being lactose intolerant was a genetic advancement. Before hearing this absolutely … [Read More...]

“Flammable” Content

CBC

“Conversations With Mother” – Crapberry

  Written by - Heili Flammable  (PROFILE/BIO: http://www.thekmfp.com/team/flammable-contents/) We're out at a benefit over the weekend and Mom gets her phone out and places it on the … [Read More...]

The Life of Brian

ROC

Rock On

Tonight, I’m going to a rock concert. That’s right.  Me. The last actual concert by a rock band (not including my favorite local groups like Lucy’s Palace, Superjam, and Dance Floor Riot) I … [Read More...]

Top Five

T5C

Top Five Reasons to watch World Cup Soccer

Top Five Reasons to watch World Cup Soccer 5.) 4.) 3.) 2.) 1.) … [Read More...]

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