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the KMFP


Thank You Donny

  Written by – KMFP  (Profile/Bio: Thank you Donald Trump… and I mean that sincerely. No, no – I’m not thanking you for “saying what needs to be said”, “being politically incorrect”, “talking like ‘we all’ do”, or even for providing an apparently viable excuse for men nationwide to carry on making barroom rape jokes without even the equally indefensible fallback of inebriation as an excuse that you and little Billy didn’t even need – or the barroom for that matter either. No, Donald – I thank you for teaching this ever-growing man yet another lesson. The majority of polarizing events that arise throughout our weekly landscape carry with them an opportunity for those who are willing to learn a little bit about themselves – and to possibly change.  If we are not endlessly seeking growth in this life… we are not truly “living”. And if we are presumptuous enough to assume that there is no longer any need to expand our horizons and reevaluate certain aspects of ourselves – that we are ever a “finished product” – then we are a sad example for those who may be looking up to us. Donald Trump – with an assist from an old friend – recently gave me this opportunity. We’ve all heard it by now and a less kind and gentle version of KMFP would’ve been thrilled as hell with the shock value chance to retype the words right here, unexpectedly assault your ears and perhaps make a crude joke as well… but this is where the … [Read More...]

“Mommy Moments”


I Know a Girl

  Written by – Miss Meza  (Miss Meza Profile/Bio: I know a girl… she puts colors inside my world… This column is a lot of things. It's a long time … [Read More...]



Right to Work… for Less

  Written by – Mikey-B  (Profile/Bio: Here in good ole Missou-rah, a debate has been hitting the chambers of the state congress – the fight over “Right … [Read More...]

Barbara Anne


Maybe They’ll Outgrow It?

  Written by – Barbara Anne  (PROFILE/BIO: We have chatted about bullying – young people and bullying.  I spent time talking about both standing … [Read More...]



Saucy Tales Pt. 1

  Written by – Jennifer Harbaugh  (ARCHIVES: This is a cautionary tale to any woman who wants to be in the fantastic business we call pizza. I have had … [Read More...]

Be My Guest


Moving On

As hard as it is to come to terms with, I realize that my talent alone cannot carry this site, though I’ll never quite understand that… Aside from what I feel is already a first-rate staff, I’d … [Read More...]

“Flammable” Content


“Conversations With Mother” – Crapberry

  Written by - Heili Flammable  (PROFILE/BIO: We're out at a benefit over the weekend and Mom gets her phone out and places it on the … [Read More...]

The Life of Brian


Rock On

Tonight, I’m going to a rock concert. That’s right.  Me. The last actual concert by a rock band (not including my favorite local groups like Lucy’s Palace, Superjam, and Dance Floor Riot) I … [Read More...]

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