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Awkward…

JHC

Tribute

  Written by – Jennifer Harbaugh  (ARCHIVES: http://www.thekmfp.com/awkward/) After watching the movie Pitch Perfect last night, the nostalgia decided to kick me straight in the nether regions. It took me back into the long lost days where I had no friends before heading to high school. I was a pretty weird bird to be quite honest; dressed in all black with a “fuck the world” attitude to match. I naturally kept to myself. The summer before the start … [Read More...]

the KMFP

BEC

The Burden of Emotion

  Written by – KMFP  (Profile/Bio: http://www.thekmfp.com/team/the-kmfp/) One of the few benefits to leading an awful life is that of not giving a shit, or at least “portraying” as much to those who are still paying attention. Your job, your friends or family in need, charitable causes – even the great big world around you; these all get pushed back and play a great big, proverbial “second fiddle” to the brown bottle, some cigarette smoke, and a barmaid … [Read More...]

“Mommy Moments”

NWC

A Whole New World

  Written by – Miss Meza  (Miss Meza Profile/Bio: http://www.thekmfp.com/team/miss-meza/) So, Candi is in Jr. High now – and the first week has already seen her locker jammed to epic … [Read More...]

“Flammable” Content

CBC

“Conversations With Mother” – Crapberry

  Written by - Heili Flammable  (PROFILE/BIO: http://www.thekmfp.com/team/flammable-contents/) We're out at a benefit over the weekend and Mom gets her phone out and places it on the … [Read More...]

Barbara Anne

BGC

Broken Glass

  Written by – Barbara Anne  (PROFILE/BIO: http://www.thekmfp.com/team/barbara-anne/) Seated in a “reserved” pew in the back of my church, I realized there were just moments left before I would … [Read More...]

Mikey-B

SCC

Social Contortions

  Written by – Mikey-B  (Profile/Bio: http://www.thekmfp.com/team/mikey-b/) When did it become not only acceptable but damned near required to see children running around in a restaurant … [Read More...]

Be My Guest

BBC

Brayden’s Angels

I don’t personally know Brayden, or his parents, but do know a handful of people who hold them all very dear, and wanted to do my part in getting the word out. Furthermore, most of you out there – … [Read More...]

The Life of Brian

ROC

Rock On

Tonight, I’m going to a rock concert. That’s right.  Me. The last actual concert by a rock band (not including my favorite local groups like Lucy’s Palace, Superjam, and Dance Floor Riot) I … [Read More...]

Dueling Pianos

DPC

Review – “Sabotage”

One movie… two reviews. Will they agree… will they disagree… will they MF each other and take this “Dueling Pianos” section to “must read” status in no time at all? Hell, I don’t know – what I … [Read More...]

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