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Barbara Anne

LSC

Lifesong

  Written by – Barbara Anne  (PROFILE/BIO: http://www.thekmfp.com/team/barbara-anne/) One day at a time, I am writing a song. I had never really thought about my life in that way, it took another great song to explain it to me.   Now, I think it is pretty much one of the clearest ways to describe what we create every day, … [Read More...]

the KMFP

DGC

Our Little Girls

  Written by – KMFP  (Profile/Bio: http://www.thekmfp.com/team/the-kmfp/) Raising girls was never something I necessarily had a “plan” for, but I was certainly aware of the possibility upon initial insertion, and the completion six minutes later. Like clockwork… Chuck Norris proceeded to bless me with ONLY girls – by way … [Read More...]

Cardinals Baseball

HWC

HELP WANTED:

  Written by – KMFP  (Profile/Bio: http://www.thekmfp.com/team/the-kmfp/) POSITION: *Manager of historical, world class, consistently-competitive baseball franchise – fresh off of FOUR … [Read More...]

Mikey-B

DPC

Dick Pics and Fake Tits and Big Chicks-Oh My!

  Written by – Mikey-B  (Profile/Bio: http://www.thekmfp.com/team/mikey-b/) We’re not in Kansas anymore. The days of Dorothy and her little dog too, are long gone. Sexuality and all its … [Read More...]

“Mommy Moments”

OHC

The Other Half

  Written by – Miss Meza  (Miss Meza Profile/Bio: http://www.thekmfp.com/team/miss-meza/) I am sitting here, watching DVR reality tv, trying to think about what to write. Then I remembered … [Read More...]

Awkward…

CDC

Crappy Day

  Written by – Jennifer Harbaugh  (ARCHIVES: http://www.thekmfp.com/awkward/) I went to the county library last night jazzed up for my weekly writing group meeting. I actually mean three … [Read More...]

“Flammable” Content

CBC

“Conversations With Mother” – Crapberry

  Written by - Heili Flammable  (PROFILE/BIO: http://www.thekmfp.com/team/flammable-contents/) We're out at a benefit over the weekend and Mom gets her phone out and places it on the … [Read More...]

The Life of Brian

ROC

Rock On

Tonight, I’m going to a rock concert. That’s right.  Me. The last actual concert by a rock band (not including my favorite local groups like Lucy’s Palace, Superjam, and Dance Floor Riot) I … [Read More...]

Dueling Pianos

DPC

Review – “Sabotage”

One movie… two reviews. Will they agree… will they disagree… will they MF each other and take this “Dueling Pianos” section to “must read” status in no time at all? Hell, I don’t know – what I … [Read More...]

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